3 Crazy Things on Gwyneth's Goop Gift Guide 2017

Leave it to Gwyneth Paltrow to once again outdo herself. She's known for saying some pretty absurd things in the past. And she's also known for endorsing and promoting some pretty extravagantly ridiculous items too. 

Her lifestyle website, Goop.com, finds itself in the news at least a few times a year. This time it's trending because of Gwyneth's insane holiday gift guide. The entire thing is kinda over the top, but I picked a few items that stood out to me. 

I know I wrote about her endorsement of the Yoni Egg last year. Well, the rose quartz egg that is supposed to help women do kegel exercises is #1 on her list this year.

Rose Quartz Crystal Egg 25-30mm with Stand. One. FREE Bag & https://t.co/ExcIOaNYmo via @Etsy

— sabrina purvis (@CrochetgodzillA) October 2, 2017

Honestly, this looks like something I'd display on a shelf not stick you know where. I'm pretty sure when Gwyn started talking about these eggs that many OBGYN's spoke out on how they aren't safe.

If you're a real fan of chocolate, you need this custom chocolate cutter.

thinking about GWYNETH refusing to eat a peanut butter cup unless it's been cut by a custom ordered gentner chocolate cutter. common relatable legend https://t.co/tjyaHCrfel

— ☀ kyle ☀ (@185cms) November 17, 2017

There's no price on it because it's custom made. I think it's safe to say; it's going to be quite pricey!

And how about this item? It's a custom folder with your initials monogrammed on it for $94!!! It looks like you standard manila folder, but it's leather. But again, who needs a $94 folder? 

Stop what you’re doing: the #goopgift guides have landed -- Keep checking back daily, we’re counting down the 12 days of gift guides right here: https://t.co/GXgw4TmV0u pic.twitter.com/72iOm2FAkn

— goop (@goop) November 16, 2017