Pumpkin Spice Spam Coming Next Month

I wish I were kidding!

August 14, 2019

Are you wondering if the Pumpkin Spice flavor obsession has gone too far? Every single year there are more and more food and drink items that hit store shelves. And with every new year, there always seems to be one that just takes the pumpkin spice thing way too far. 

I remember a few years ago a company released pumpkin spice deodorant. No joke! Do you want your pits to smell like a PSL because I don't? 

While I love some pumpkin products and burning all the pumpkin-scented, most pumpkin-flavored foods are a miss for me. There's just something about them that I don't like. And in case you didn't know, I am not a fan of the beloved Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte. I think it's nasty!

Earlier today I saw a list of 51 Fall flavored foods that are in stores now, but this is the item that really caught my eye.

Yes, that is indeed Pumpkin Spice Spam. Spam is gross without the added fall seasonings so I cannot even imagine how this would taste. What would you even use this for?

Apparently, those who already tried it seem to think it's pretty good. "It reminds me of breakfast sausage," one taster said. "Honestly, it would go great with some eggs and waffles."

I suppose I could see it working as a breakfast item although I am still skeptical. Maybe I would consider trying it just to say I did. After all, a few years ago I tried Pumpkin Spice Pizza with everyone here at work. Yuck!   

Want to give it a try? Pumpkin Spice Spam will be available starting September 23rd, the first day of Fall, at Walmart or at Spam.com

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