Thong Jeans Are the Worst Denim Trend Ever

Can we stop with these gross denim trends already? 

Clear jeans, faux mud jeans, and detachable jeans are just a few of the trends that are sticking out in my mind right now. But honestly, I'd rather rock all three of those nasty looks than the latest jeans that hit the runway during Fashion Week. 

Introducing the thong jean or the cute name for the Jongs. You know Jeans thongs.

Fashion just keeps getting better this year. Vetements x Levi’s Thong Jeans now exist. pic.twitter.com/wTw23HwVUg

— Taylor R -- (@iamtay_tay) October 20, 2017

Where in the hell would you wear these? You're practically naked with your legs and backside completely out for all to see. 

And let's be honest, thongs are an acquired taste. They aren't the most comfortable thing when you first try them. Can you imagine having a thong made of denim between your butt cheeks?