Matt's Rant Corner - Are People Really Turning The Lights Off During Relations To Save Energy?

September 1, 2020
Matts Rant Corner - Are People Really Turning The Lights Off During Relations To Save Energy?

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People keep the lights off during sex to save money on electricity?  How does that conversation go? “Uh, honey? I love the fact you bought that new sexy lingerie to get me in the mood, but to pay for it, we need to turn the lights off for the next 3 minutes..4 if you’re lucky. If we do it in the dark another 15 times, we should make back about 4 cents.” 

  The study also says that some people leave the lights on when they leave the house so their pets won’t bump into furniture. Really? Does anyone know of a cat or dog who is constantly stubbing their paw? 

  

10 THINGS PEOPLE HAVE DONE IN THE DARK TO SAVE ON ENERGY 
1. Nipped to the loo in the night 
2. Got dressed for work early in the morning 
3. Worked late into the evening on the laptop 
4. Played computer games late in the evening 
5. Showered 
6. Read in bed (used a head torch instead) 
7. Cleaned 
8. Cooked 
9. Played a board game 
10. Applied make- up